Eugen  

Should we do a Q&A session while I'm on the train? Hit me with questions if you have them

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Goat  

@Gargron Wanna hang out? I got an xbox?

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Lumb  

@goat @Gargron
Goat wtf hun.

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Goat  

@Lumb @Gargron I wanna hang out hes a cool dude :)

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Lumb  

@goat @Gargron
Okay that's fair, he is pretty neat.

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Goat  

@Lumb @Gargron dude gone and made mastodon thats pretty fuckin dope tbqh

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Lumb  

@goat @Gargron
Can't argue with you there, the gent is fairly swell.

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Eugen  

@Lumb @goat Thank you both but also uhhh

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Goat  

@Gargron @Lumb Now that we have your attention we have a product to pitch. It's called, Following Goat And Lumb. Lumb take it away please!

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Lumb  

@goat @Gargron
Well you see my dear Eugen for the low low price of only two follows you could gain unlimited FREE access to two of the gayest and cutest girls on mastodon, possibly in the world. Not only this but goat will actually come to ur house and kick ur ass at Mario kart for the low low cost of only travel expenses plus weed and snacks. What a deal! Also included if you act right now, I promise never to reply to you with a “cum, Betty White” cw again no matter how innocuous the contents within! It’s like printing money?

:promoted: Promoted

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@Lumb @goat @Gargron just wanna throw in here. I'd kick goat's ass at Mario Kart any day.

I was born in Mario Kart. Trained in Mario Kart. I live and BREATHE Mario Kart

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