Lobsters are just horses with the bones on the outside.
Everything is a horse if you think about it.
Seahorses are a kind of horse, that ones easy tho, it’s in the name.
Horses are a kaiju too. Bet you didn’t know that!
They say never look a gift horse in the mouth but really it’s the teeth you should never look at. The horrible hideous teeth.
Most people don’t know that a horse can unhinge it’s jaw to swallow its prey whole.
Who gives a horse as a gift anyway tho. I wanna meet that person, so they can give me a horse.
If I had a horse I would name them Dog.
Thinking about stealing a horse and riding it into the sunset dramatically. #JustHorseGirlThings
I think horses should be allowed to play e sports.
I almost got smash but then I heard they haven’t added a horse yet so ofc I had to pass on that.
