@Lumb
hem hem, thot?

@doe
I didn’t see it, pls don’t call me thot 🙏
You get your hair caught in a copy machine. It’s an old one from the 90’s and you get harmlessly stuck in the rollers but you’re the last one in the office as everyone else has gone home and no one will be in again till after the long weekend.
Might I recommend carrying a pocket knife? If you can always reach a cutting tool you can really avoid this kind of thing. 🤷‍♀️

@Lumb interesting,

also idk if you got the joke or whatever