Lumb  

I only started writing bots to impress a girl tbh 🤷‍♀️

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Lumb  

I don’t even know how to programming. 🤷‍♀️

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eilidh
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if (girl == "cute") {
scream();
}

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Lumb  

@doe
*screaming intensifies*

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eilidh  

@Lumb *even more screaming*

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Lumb  

@doe
Apparently the trick to comedy on mastodon is just *endless screaming*

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Goat  

@doe @Lumb What type is girl?

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Lumb  

@goat @doe
Girl is Int 🧠

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eilidh  

@Lumb @goat java.lang.NumberFormatException for string girl

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Lumb  

@doe @goat
*blushes*

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danielle~! :dani:  

@goat @doe @Lumb cute type

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Kae  

@doe @Lumb [Linter Warning]: expression always evaluates to true

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